Just had a text from Mom. She's cleaning out the chicken shed, and noticed that all the chickens are getting a bit frisky. The milder weather has apparently fooled them into thinking it's spring or something. She said "they're all at it like mad!" and then expressed concern that they'd be doing it on our wedding day, which would certainly make for an interesting backdrop on photos.
I think Mom needs to realise that a few copulating chickens will be the least of her worries. Her newlywed daughter will be smashed on champagne and dancing to Bucks Fizz (thanks for that musical request Jenny!) with her wedding dress tucked in her knickers.
So how's THAT gonna look on photos????
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